Honey bees are disappearing all over the world

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The world honey bee population is shrinking at an alarming rate, experts and scientists who puzzle over the phenomenon warn. Termed Colony Collapse Disorder, the leading theory of cause points to an infectious disease even though no conclusive evidence has been found.

In other news tonight, Prof. Phil Antik, an archaeologist from the University of Jupiter announced he had discovered the cause of extinction of the homosapiens. Commonly known as human beings who once roamed the planet earth thousands of years ago, they are now believed to have died out of hunger from an alien invasion. "The humans picked their food grain by grain in the fields all day long and then store them in these units called barns, while aliens from outer space just came and scooped everything away from them on a regular basis..." Antik says, likening the practice to bee farmers ripping off their unsuspecting winged laborers.

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